There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

As we sat waiting for our delayed flight in the airport, Chuck Norris was on TV kicking someone’s ass. My manager turns to me and says, “There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.” He then points me out to the Chuck Norris Top Ten list.

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